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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime...
But sometimes, you just gotta give the guy the friggin' fish.

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Where's Waldo?
[Posted by Adam Forrest on Monday, 11/23/15 12:16 pm] [Permalink] [Full Blog] [Tweet This]

Oh, wait. There he is.

Never mind.

Fave Headline: Garbos On Strike
[Posted by Adam Forrest on Tuesday, 11/23/10 10:04 am] [Permalink] [Full Blog] [Tweet This]

This is a real headline seen this week in the news:

Garbos walk off job in Brisbane

Huh? Greta Garbo impersonators are going on strike in Austraila? Why would Greta Garbo impersonators want to go on strike? And why are there so many Greta Garbo impersonators in Australia that they need to be unionized?

What? "Garbo" means "garbage collector" in Australia? Oh. That's very different.

Never mind.

Girl Scouts don't have nuts!
[Posted by Adam Forrest on Friday, 10/12/07 11:11 am] [Permalink] [Full Blog] [Tweet This]

Oh, wait a minute, yes they do.

Sorry. Never mind.

Slytherin in the movies today
[Posted by Adam Forrest on Friday, 08/18/06 7:21 am] [Permalink] [Full Blog] [Tweet This]

A much-publicized movie opens in theaters today that should be of interest to Harry Potter fans, and we're proud to bring you a first look at the new film. The movie is called...

Snapes on a Plane!

Excuse me? The new movie is called Snakes on a Plane?

Oh. That's very different.

Never mind.

(image thanks to Wizard News reader Robert Waetjen)

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