Sitting in the cold
Waiting for table at Nat's
Need pastrami now!

Also by the way
Using "haiku" in haiku
Is perfectly cool

By the way in case
You're doubtful, "gonna" is a
Legit haiku word

Just confirmed with friend
Gonna have pizza tonight
Should lift my spirits

Dreams like a podcast
Downloading truth in my ears
They tell me cool stuff

(Thanks to Lester Papadopoulos)

Politics crazy
Everybody is talking
No one listening

Droid C-3PO
To Luke Skywalker he was
Worth his weight in gold

Greek god Apollo
God of healing and music
Two sides of one coin

How many haiku
Does it take to change lightbulb?
Five, seven, and five

Haiku are like life
It's crazy, nothing adds up
Then it just all fits