Life is like Star Trek
Everyone going warp 9
I'm stuck on impulse

I am self-employed
I really love my job but
My boss is a jerk

Camping in the rain
Rain drops rhythm on the tent
Most peaceful ever

Sometimes a hard climb
Getting haiku not to rhyme
Happens all the time

Haikuphobia
The fear of writing haiku
'Cause you're bad at math

Control-Alt-Delete
That doesn't work with your brain
Try a nap instead

My doctors tell me
Don't eat fried food for awhile
I'm a no-fry zone

Japanese cooking
Hot oil, veggies and some meat
A wok in progress

Burger on bagel
Ketchup leaks out the middle
Relish these moments

Driving cars is fun
But I saw those old movies
Where's my jet backpack?