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Using your cellphone
To call a proctologist
Is that a butt dial?

A sliced bagel, cheese
Tomato sauce, oven baked
The pizza bagel

At Jack in the Box
Grande sausage burrito
Om nom nom nom nom

Not good for writing haiku
They mess with your head

Double Oh Seven
Promises to kill you dead
His word is his Bond!

(Guest submission, Licensed to Haiku)

Got to pay your dues
If you wanna sing the blues
It don't come easy

(Thanks to Richard Starkey)

If you need glasses
Visit the optometrist
A site for sore eyes

Making chicken shmaltz
Just take away all the fat
Tasty gribenes

Stupendous fireworks
The Stars and Stripes Forever
Independence Day!

Someday, computers
Will be way smarter than us
Humans obsolete

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