Der Weinerschnitzel
They have a fake German name
But the best hot dogs

Fly me to the Moon
I don't think that counts towards
Frequent flyer miles

We love dogs and cats
They say dogs are man's best friend
Cats couldn't care less

Sometimes these haiku
Can get a little silly
But then, so can life

What's sauce for the goose
Also sauce for the gander
Watch your tail feathers

It's often noted
No good deed goes unpunished
Do it anyway

We call them fish sticks
In England they're fish fingers
Gives me a haddock

I saw someone trip
While they were crossing the street
It was the asphalt

Grass always greener
The other side of the street
They have AstroTurf

Watching government
Trying to get something done
Like watching paint dry