Right out of the fridge
Last night's pizza tastes great cold
Pizza for breakfast!

Surely, you must know
I can't resist this bad pun
Don't call me Shirley

They're foreign to me
Japanese video games
No pun Nintendo

Finger lickin' good
Fill in your own crude joke here
This site rated G

A Day In The Wife
While My Guitar Gently Warps
I Am The Waitress

William Shakespeare wrote
We're just actors on a stage
I forgot my lines

One day at a time
Right now that's all I can do
Come back tomorrow

American flags
Honoring fallen heroes
Memorial Day

Ice cream truck goes by
Little kids scream with delight
Summer's almost here!

When one door closes
Another door will open
There's a draft in here