Double Cheeseburger
The greatest invention since
God created cows

Jolly Green Giant
Grows corn on the mountainside
Peas in the valley

The Wendy's Frosty
It's chocolate or vanilla
I always get both

Pigs in a blanket
All snoozing, snuggly and warm
Darn, can't eat them now

The sugar rush from
A McDonald's McGriddle
Could light up Pittsburgh

With Jon Hamm and eggs
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
And Yolko Ono

Was hatching a plan
For more haiku about eggs
But they got scrambled

Never egg-spected
That eggs could be so funny
They just crack me up

Haiku about eggs
Unless I just chicken out
I don't get the yolk

A sliced bagel, cheese
Tomato sauce, oven baked
The pizza bagel