It's not a seagull
When it flies over the bay
Then it's a bagel

(bay-gull)

Fast food mystery
What part of the chicken is
Chicken McNuggets

Double Cheeseburger
The greatest invention since
God created cows

Jolly Green Giant
Grows corn on the mountainside
Peas in the valley

The Wendy's Frosty
It's chocolate or vanilla
I always get both

Pigs in a blanket
All snoozing, snuggly and warm
Darn, can't eat them now

The sugar rush from
A McDonald's McGriddle
Could light up Pittsburgh

With Jon Hamm and eggs
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
And Yolko Ono

Was hatching a plan
For more haiku about eggs
But they got scrambled

Never egg-spected
That eggs could be so funny
They just crack me up