Today's my birthday
Been 'round the block a few times
But aged like fine wine

McDonald's hotcakes
The first thing in the morning
Great way to wake up

Gas prices today
A moving violation
I guess I'll just walk

Driving in L.A.
More than six dollars for gas
Highway robbery

Memorial Day
Honoring our war heroes
Selling mattresses

This is not gouda
I'm afraid it's all my fault
It's nacho problem

It's getting cheesey
I promise no more cheese puns
And that will be grate

My computer's mouse
Stopping at pictures of cheese
Pointing out the whey

Highway accident
A big cheese truck overturned
De brie everywhere

Wordle is six tries
To guess a five letter word
More fun than haiku