Donald Trump insists
AI warnings are a hoax
And don't trust China

AI experts say
It will kill us in 10 years
Nobody listens

You shouldn't trust stairs
They're always up to something
Except Fred Astaire

What do you call an
Alligator in a vest
Investigator

I would never join
A club that would have someone
Like me in their club

Life is very much
Like a good bottle of Beer
Chill for best results

A Fortune cookie
Had no fortune inside it
How unfortunate

A guy named David
Just had his ID stolen
Now he's just called Dav

As the good book says
Do unto others before
They do unto you

A bird in the hand
Is not worth two in the bush
Due to inflation