Haiku by Adam Forrest
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How Do You Do It
But then Paul McCartney said
Your Mother Should Know
All we are saying
Said the veggie John Lennon
Is give peas a chance
What's in the circus
And has a trunk but no key
That's irrelevant
Classical music
Caviar and a fine wine
All this needs is You
In times of trouble
Back to where it once belonged
The Let It Be film
It's not a seagull
When it flies over the bay
Then it's a bagel
(bay-gull)
Fast food mystery
What part of the chicken is
Chicken McNuggets
2 peas in a pod
One pea says to the other
What're you in for?
The word chocolate
Has how many syllables?
Screw it, give me some
The lack of haiku
Does not indicate trouble
Just ran out of puns
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